An elusive type of rabies common in introverted kids. The only cure is to unplug their tv or whatever device they stream it on and force them to go outside without their beastie boy hoodie to touch grass.
Symptoms may include:
- Foaming at the mouth during the theme song
- Gremlin-like noises when you touch the tv remote
- A nest of Teen Titan collectable action figures and other merchandise appearing in the infected's room
Symptoms may include:
- Foaming at the mouth during the theme song
- Gremlin-like noises when you touch the tv remote
- A nest of Teen Titan collectable action figures and other merchandise appearing in the infected's room
"Hey Marcus, where's Joe?"
"Oh he's stuck inside with a bad case of Teen Titans Rabies"
"I'll get the hose."
"Oh he's stuck inside with a bad case of Teen Titans Rabies"
"I'll get the hose."
by A Bit Sapphic January 31, 2023
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Get the Green teen mug.A Meme-Teen is a meme based teenager that uses social media and jokes on the internet to solve their problems, instead of actually doing something about them.
Terry: Why are you being such a Meme-Teen?
Melody: Because dealing with problems are for adults and intellectuals unlike myself.
Melody: Because dealing with problems are for adults and intellectuals unlike myself.
by Drunk_Enough_2_Kick_Ur_A$$ May 2, 2018
Get the Meme-Teen mug.Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.
Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
by LazyRooster September 5, 2023
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Definition: A digitally native teenager or young adult (typically 16-23) whose online persona is built on performative irony, detached humor, and carefully curated "chaotic" behavior. Irony-teens communicate primarily through layered sarcasm, absurdist memes, and meta-commentary that signals cultural literacy while maintaining emotional distance. They often adopt exaggerated personas or "bit" accounts that blur the line between genuine expression and performance art.
Definition: A digitally native teenager or young adult (typically 16-23) whose online persona is built on performative irony, detached humor, and carefully curated "chaotic" behavior. Irony-teens communicate primarily through layered sarcasm, absurdist memes, and meta-commentary that signals cultural literacy while maintaining emotional distance. They often adopt exaggerated personas or "bit" accounts that blur the line between genuine expression and performance art.
Jake: bro why did you send that crying soyjak meme in the main chat
Tyler: it was funny lol, just the basic "me when no vegan options" one
Jake: dude now all the irony-teens are quote tweeting it with their weird shit...
Marcus: what happened?
Jake: look at this... "BESTIE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POST UNIRONICALLY 😭😭😭 the way this wojak is literally me but also sending me to another dimension... why is this the most devastating thing i've ever witnessed, i'm actually ascending"
Tyler: what the fuck does that even mean
Marcus: bro they talk like they're having a religious experience over a basic meme
Jake: and now there's like 50 replies all talking the same way... "this would kill a victorian child" "i'm literally perishing" "why is this so unserious"
Tyler: should I delete it?
Marcus: nah fuck it, let the irony-teens have their moment. they'll move on to something else in like an hour
Jake: it's just exhausting man, like can't a soyjak just be sad without someone making it into performance art
Tyler: next time I'm just sending it in here lmao
Tyler: it was funny lol, just the basic "me when no vegan options" one
Jake: dude now all the irony-teens are quote tweeting it with their weird shit...
Marcus: what happened?
Jake: look at this... "BESTIE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POST UNIRONICALLY 😭😭😭 the way this wojak is literally me but also sending me to another dimension... why is this the most devastating thing i've ever witnessed, i'm actually ascending"
Tyler: what the fuck does that even mean
Marcus: bro they talk like they're having a religious experience over a basic meme
Jake: and now there's like 50 replies all talking the same way... "this would kill a victorian child" "i'm literally perishing" "why is this so unserious"
Tyler: should I delete it?
Marcus: nah fuck it, let the irony-teens have their moment. they'll move on to something else in like an hour
Jake: it's just exhausting man, like can't a soyjak just be sad without someone making it into performance art
Tyler: next time I'm just sending it in here lmao
by guy whos fed up July 22, 2025
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Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad were all Aqua Teens same as Chicken Bittle. Non Aqua Teens such as Grizz, Panda, and Ice Bear were not.
by Crafterzz April 19, 2021
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