Father Dalton

Head of the shit show

LUKE: have you seen Father Dalton
ZACK: oh yeah that guy, he’s the head of the shit show

by fraud ron October 31, 2021

Father

Something I don’t have

Mom why don’t we have milk

Because ur father left

by Ahhhhh daddy May 23, 2022

Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.

"Father is a very powerful warrior, winning every fight on Ancient Dessaly's colosseum, even against the most powerful Titans, his next battle will be on Mount Olympus against Hercules!

by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023

Father Fucker

Someone who fucks their daddy.

Don't say Mother Fucker. Say Father Fucker.

by cxp1d December 30, 2024

Father Fragrance

Father Fragrance can emit any smell and just snap his fingers and he will smell like that thing he imagined

Father Fragrance smells like grilled cheese.

by Fragrance MAN April 12, 2023

Yurty father

Same as yurt but with more enthusiasm. To agree with something someone says very enthusiastically.

Person: I got with that girl last night.
You: Yurty father, thank god I saw it coming.

by RoryRPM April 20, 2023

the rod father

A long white pole usually rubbed and put under lots of friction in order to create electricity.

Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.

by Happy tight us January 18, 2017