Woke up Losing 

It the feeling you get when your really hung over from the night before and just feel like you woke up on the losing team.

Dude 1. Man you look aweful
Dude 2. yeah I woke up losing today.

Woke up Losing by Jacy C December 22, 2008

Woke Shield 

Woke Shield

A defensive, often desperate, virtue-signal move to distract leftist media and audience mobs from your own — or your companies’ — crimes against humanity.

“Apple threw up its Woke Shields and announced LGBTQ+ support hoping that no one will notice their workers committing suicide in Chinese sweatshops (i.e. other Chinese affiliates: Nike, NBA, etc.)”

In a last ditch effort for sympathy, Harvey Weinstein threw up his woke shield and declared his “new life’s mission is to take down the NRA” (after recent multiple rape allegations).

Woke Shield by Steve Hoflenson May 19, 2021

Woke Up With A Penis On His Face 

Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.

"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"

Woke Up With A Penis On His Face by Crazy Asian Guy March 16, 2009

woke-n-boke

v. A not so secretive slang term for wake and bake. It is the act of waking up and partaking in a marijuana smoking session. Origins Nameday 2007 after a group of 14 year olds couldn't finish their stash for the night.

Brugger- yo im down for a woke-n-boke after breakfast.
Mark- oh hell yeah son do we still have a roach?
Elias- My dude we have four!

woke-n-boke by ERGeezy October 18, 2009

woke strength 

(noun) - An act which demonstrates extreme cowardice but is done while on 1 knee with fist in the air.

Simone Biles just waved the white flag of woke strength.

woke strength by $lapaho August 1, 2021

Woke Supremacy 

Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC) went on Fox News and downplayed White Supremacy as a dog whistle to racist voters. Last time I checked, White Supremacists specifically targeted the Capitol to disenfranchise Black voters.

"Woke supremacy is as bad as white supremacy"
Tim Scott

Woke Supremacy by TheRealJohnTVYT March 15, 2021

woke twitter 

people calling out ignorant people that need to be addressed for current inappropriate behavior and/or words

not to be confused with fake woke twitter

Woke twitter, unlike fake woke twitter, addresses relevant, current incidents involving things like discrimination, wrongful shaming/bashing, or making jokes about very serious topics.

woke twitter by spilledtea March 7, 2018