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level 2 wizard 

To describe one's sexual prowess and knowledge of/ability to perform tricks
A: The sex was terrible because s/he's only a level 2 wizard.
B: That's too bad. Hopefully you can teach him/her some tricks.
level 2 wizard by hambltonious March 26, 2009

Adept Fucking Wizard

When playing a game online and there is a kid who is extremely laggy and appears to teleport from place to place.
Kid 1 - I need help i cant kill this guy

Kid 2 - Every time i shoot him he disappears!!! He is super laggy!!

Kid 1 - God damn adept fucking wizard!!!!!

Pinball Wizard

A depraved sex act involving two individuals, for the sake of explanation we'll say a man and a woman, performing anal sex. The man begins to slowly withdraw from the woman's anus and then quickly rams his member back inside, this is followed by swift and aggressive punches to the woman's sides. The entire affair mimics the act of playing pinball.
Sorry bro, I totally just topped your high score in pinball wizard, last night with your mom. 25 times leaves a couple bruises.

Dirty Wizard 

A way to refer to a dirty hipster without them realizing it.
Wow, Pitchfork festival was sure filled with some fixed-gear riding, PBR-swilling, over-sized glasses-wearing Dirty Wizards.
Dirty Wizard by Mo Dirty Wizard August 11, 2010

Help Me Mr Wizard 

Phrase one says when:

One is having a very bad time in life.
When one has had too much drink or food or medication.
When one is out of control.

Taken from the 60's Cartoon "Tooter Turtle" Tooter would call on Mr Wizard for help.
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm too drunk to get up"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm having PMS"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm spazzing out"
Help Me Mr Wizard by Cheryl_SF November 5, 2006

Glizzard Wizard 

The term Glizzard Wizard refers to people who eat food sideways. These foods are supposed to be eaten front to back, such as a burrito, banana or hot dog. Not to be confused with a Glizzy Gladiator, who specifically eats hot dogs sideways.
Did you see how Justin Bieber ate that burrito? I bet he does it with hot dogs and bananas too.

Yeh man, he's definitely a Glizzard Wizard.
Glizzard Wizard by Cybershot24 July 24, 2020