by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012
by lpm100percent April 23, 2015
To be impressed by, envious of, or aroused by a spreadsheet. Most common in cases where the Excel document contains VB Script or some other sophisticated functionality.
VLOOKUPs give me an Excel boner.
by halee June 10, 2014
You have a raging blue veined boner, you could destroy any vagina big or small; a rough diamond cutter; An angry throbbing fuck missile; aggressive wood
I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav
by Mule Tool December 12, 2016
Seeing her at the bar he thought she might be a hooker or stripper but as he stared at her bony body, fake tits and numerous tattoos he could feel himself getting aroused. When she pulled his head down in to her boobs then showed him her genital piercings he found himself with a huge skank boner.
by Tycho_B February 03, 2014
film boners fall generally into two camps- the first persona is of the aspiring film 'development executive' you meet at a house party in Los Angeles who corners you to talk about film and tv and has a general star fucker quality to everything they say. They are not interested in anything but movies, tv and 'the industry'. The second persona is the hardass you see sitting in front of the film truck on a street in NYC who won't let you walk down the street because they are doing the important work of "making a movie".
Dude I'm trying to get back to my apartment but this film boner cockblocked me from walking down the street.
I went to grab a beer and this marshmallow cornered me and film bonered me into chatting up the latest Netflix series.
I went to grab a beer and this marshmallow cornered me and film bonered me into chatting up the latest Netflix series.
by ak74 October 10, 2021
verb- the act of gaining one's erection due to any of the five senses being positively influenced by an attractive lifeform.
by Ham Sandwiches July 28, 2005