even jump

An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.

I've never seen anybody land that so perfectly! That was such an even jump!!

by Retard_Ryan February 10, 2023

Rump-Jump

Invented by a group of South Florida teenagers on a summer afternoon. Rump jumping is to get completely naked and jump from a structure such as a bridge into a body of water. The higher the jump or the busier the bridge, the better. Often done in the pursuit of Instagram likes or simply a good time with friends.

Sarah: "Theres no way you'd rump-jump off 17th street Causeway into the canal..."
Matt: "Anything for a good laugh and some Instagram likes, grab the camera and lets go"

by killemandgrillem69 November 14, 2013

Badonka jump

A big ass jump

Hey paul i was skating by the new park and came across a rad badonka jump. Lets hit that shit

by Pcreight August 10, 2013

Clungee jumping

What the baby does if a woman gives birth standing up

Did you hear about mike? His baby went clungee jumping

by Megacrash February 10, 2017

Jump Jock

A term used when some is trying to get with someone else.

Jose: Dude, why is Leah always jumpin' my jock?

John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.

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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?

Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.

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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!

Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!

Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...

by Captain DFTBAwesome November 1, 2010

Ditch-jump

Similar to leapfrogging, when one drives a car in a ditch to move around a second car

Trenton’s trunk was in my way, so I ditch-jumped him.

by margophantom June 28, 2020

Jumped the Shart

Jumping the Shark is when a show reaches its creative peak. However, jumping the shart is when a show already jumped the shark, and somehow gets even shittier than it already has.

Family Guy jumped the shark long ago back in Season 3, then jumped the shart in season 5.

by microsoftwindowsvista March 19, 2021