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No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
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Water nuke

When one male masturbates totally submerged in clear water and once he cums his seamen takes the shape of a mushroom cloud
Yo dude who left a water nuke in the hot tub
by Infected toe man April 21, 2015
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Water Warfare

Water warfare is everything to do with water fights. Most people have participated in one, but if you really want to pwn, sites like Super Soaker Central and iSoaker.com have lots of information.
In most water fights, you simply run around soaking each other, but water wars can have rules. Some common organized games are Capture the Flag, One Hit Eluminates, Assasins, and Dueling

The most common weapon in water warfare are water guns. Other wepons include water balloons and buckets/cups.

The most popular kind of water gun is the Super Soaker. These water guns used to be amazing, shooting up to 30 oz per second! But currently a line called Water Warriors is producing better stuff.
by sharkfrommars April 10, 2011
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there’s a shark in the water

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!
by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019
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Gnat's-Water

A terribly tasting (often home-brewed) alcoholic beverage. Used most commonly in the United Kingdom. Referring to the drinks similar taste to a foul pond where Gnat's often breed and can be found in high numbers.
"This pint of bitter tastes like Gnat's-Water"
by karientoch March 14, 2019
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The Waters Effect

When your sister hooks up with your girlfriend and she becomes your escomo sibling.
I got hit with the waters effect this weekend how do I tell my Dad!
by Sanguinor August 29, 2020
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Water Hoarder

A Northern Californian sports fan. Mainly the Giants and 49ers. A term created from Jim Romes sports radio show. Also see "Battery Chucker"

Relates to how most of the water in California is from Northern California via the aqueduct.
Look at all those Water hoarder nocals, i think i just saw one of them chuck a 9 volt right at the catcher, damn those battery chuckers!
by Lance Bangwell October 21, 2011
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