Wagon Wheel

A rather attractive and enticing looking woman.

"oh my god check the ass on that wagon wheel"

by sanholstpiece April 22, 2009

Caulk the wagon and float it

To take your time and be cautious when crossing rivers, but also not so cautious that you will only cross a river if there is a ferry present.

Originally a mindset used in the classic computer game The Oregon Trail, but can also be a way of life.

Don't be foolhardy and just try to ford the river. Take your time, be cautious, caulk the wagon and float it.

by Christian Suba December 9, 2008

Covered Wagon

Trying to smuggle anything into/out of somewhere where it should not be or should not go. It is done by positioning a friend in such a way that the view of authority figures is obstructed. Basically, your friend(s) screen anyone who might stop you and ask you what you are doing.

Scenario: Getting a BB Gun across the crazy neighbors lawn to get to your buddies house to shoot squirrels out of his window.

Friend: "Dude she's in the window watching us, she definitely sees us with this bb gun"
You: "Nah, yo covered wagon style, she won't see shit."
Friend: "Yep, ah, werd up."

by Pound One Out Real Quick January 16, 2009

fell off the wagon

When one resumes an addictive/compulsive behavior that they are trying to control. Originally referred only to drinking, but is now used in reference to all sorts of things including drugs, smoking, overeating, eating cerain foods, masturbation, casual sex, pornography...

Joe hadn't had a drink in 10 years, but when his wife of 30 years left him, he fell off the wagon.

by not_really_me March 15, 2004

Tennessee Meat Wagon

A sex move that involves no fewer than eight men, no more than one woman, a wheelbarrow, and coonskin cap.

“Bro, why are you limping?”

“Man, idk... I think I hurt myself doing another Tennessee Meat Wagon last night.”

by Mr. Meat Wagon April 14, 2021

fix someone's wagon

to punish someone by striking or hitting them

I'll fix that bastard's wagon in the end. (example of fix someone's wagon)

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2012

Scotchy's Shit-Wagon

Alternative name for the Pork Scotch Van or half-car after a huge frozen dump was put on the roof of it. The crap thawed out overnight and was nicely baking in the sun the next day before the Scotchers emerged for their daily jaunt to buy barbecue food. Scotchy didn't spot it at first so he drove round with a turd just a few inches from his fat bald koala head.

Bloody hell what's that I can smell?

That'll be Scotchy's Shit-Wagon. He still hasn't persuaded Goofy Granny to clean it off.

Filthy old bastard.

by Benny Twadge August 22, 2009