Valentine's Hangover

Valentine's hangover has two definitions.

1. Something bad has happened on Valentine's day, and therefore you are depressed for a period of time afterwards. You have a Valentine's Hangover.

2. Something good has happened on Valentine's Day, so you are ecstatic for a period of time afterwards. You have a Valentine's Hangover.

1. Molly: Why are you so sad?
Daniel: It was Valentine's day yesterday, and my girlfriend dumped me. I have a Valentines's Hangover.

2. Daniel: Why are you so happy?
Molly: It was Valentine's Day yesterday, and my boyfriend proposed to me! I have a Valentine's Hangover.

by Little Miss Emo February 24, 2009

valentine's day

1 out of 365 days of the year to celebrate for your loved-ones. This is not to make people feel depressed if they don't have a lover, but it's a day to celebrate the joy of love.

Valentine's Day is spent with the ones you care about, or simply to share the love of one's own.

by Leah February 16, 2004

Valentine

The act of Passing out drunk right before having sex with your girlfriend/wife

After puking up a storm, I laid down waiting for my girl to put the condom on me and I Valentined out.

by matressReker September 7, 2011

Valentine's day standard

The acting of hitting on ugly/wretched people for the sake of getting a date and avoid being alone on February 14.

Friend 1: Why is Drew hitting on that midget?
Friend 2: He has Valentine's day standards, he would hit on just about anything that could move at this point.

by TitanFan March 2, 2011

Valentine's Day Sadness

Valentine's Day Sadness is inspired by the Lana Del Rey song called 'Summertime Sadness' - If you have Valentine's Day Sadness, you usually are single & you spend your day either:
1) Crying
2) Watching movies & crying
3) On Tumblr
4) On Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook looking at all the Valentine's Day pictures of couples & their gifts they got from their lover.
5) All of the above

Jane: Brianna, I got that Valentine's Day Sadness
Brianna: I feel ya girl!

by mareigns December 21, 2014

Valentine's Day

Another excuse for your wife/girlfriend/fiancee to get mad at you for not buying them something

Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Valentine's day

A day that seems to have only been made to make single people feel worst about single and for gamers tomake memes about the fact that they are dating their ps4.

Larry: I'm so sad that I have no one for Valentine's day.

XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.

Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh

by NibbaHotCheetos February 17, 2020