Ur Mom

A bitch who is your mom. everyone makes jokes about you fucking her and that nasty stuff. When they are not doing that they are making fun of them. Like calling them fat or a pig.

Guy 1. Ur mom.

Guy 2. What about her?

Guy 1. I fucked her last night lol.

Guy 2. ...sure you did.

by Tony-Chan February 16, 2022

Ur Mom

A fat cow that is Ur Mom

"Ur mom is so fat that one picture of her filled up the whole phone storage"

by Qumzy April 27, 2021

ur mom

the word "ur mom" is sometimes used that as a a cringe/savage comeback to someone's annoying talk if someone say's ur mom, **Sigh** they're one of the coolest person child

max: what were you doing
mellie: ur mom.
max: what?-

by Sunnyshineeee March 10, 2022

Ur mom

It’s a “comeback” mostly used for humor purposes don’t get offended If someone says it to you. It’s genuinely not used like to make someone feel bad like we aren’t actually doing your mom and if you think that I’m concerned

Josh:hey what r u doing after school today
Me: ur mom

by Yepthisismoon May 12, 2022

Ur Mom

Carter: Hi man, what did you do today?
Man: I made a list.

Carter: Whats on the list?
Man: Ur Mom

Ur mom

by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

Ur mom

A hoe

Ur mom is a hoe!

by anonymous February 21, 2022

ur mom.

a reply to litterally anything.

"Whatcha doing?"
"ur mom."

"Knock kncok"
"whos there'
"ur mom."

"Hi-"
"UR MOMM"

by sunflowerseeds88q4854353nf August 12, 2022