university of southern paramus

a slang term for Bergen Community college in Paramus, NJ.
Commonly used when others are naming their college, so the attending student can get by without using the phrase "community college".

Student 1: I'm going to the University of North Carolina
Student 2: I'm going to the University of Southern California
Student 3: I'm going to the University of Southern Paramus
Student 4: I'm going to the University of Delaware.

by Steph Zenn January 29, 2007

Ball so Hard University

To be awesome at balling, i.e. to be awesome, chill, fly, etc.

Made famous by Terell Suggs of the Baltimore Ravens, when he introduced his alma matter as "Ball So hard university" on Monday Night Football vs the Steelers

"Sizzle. Ball So Hard University"

by the real shwin shady December 16, 2011

University of Indians and Chinese

The University of Indians and Chinese is not a real college. It is a named often associated with the University of Illinois at Chicago (UIC). People often use this name to describe the real UIC because their are many Indians and Chinese. It is pointed out, however, that this usage is racists because there are many Russians and Filipinos there as well.

Example:

Guy 1: Where do you go to school?

Guy 2: I go to UIC.

Guy 1: Ohhh. The University of Indians and Chinese eh?

Guy 2: No! Actually I saw a white girl there today, so ha!

by Todd W December 14, 2006

Marquette University

The premier university in the beer capital of the world: Milwaukee, Wisconsin! They study hard and party harder. Natty and Skol flow like the milwaukee river. Want a party? take your pick of dorms, apartments, or houses. Want a bar? they got plenty. Sick of the bars on campus? welcome to downtown milwaukee. oh ya, and they live for their basketball!! WE ARE MARQUETTE

-Where do you go to school?
-Marquette University!
-dam, so u can out study AND out party me....

by sumrandomperson November 18, 2009

University of Delaware

A great and well-respected University with the first, and one of the best, study abroad programs in the nation. The convenience of winter sessions only adds to the ease of studying abroad multiple times througout your college experience.

I'm going to the University of Delaware because it is a great school with amazing study abroad opportunities!

by Thomas Michael B. December 20, 2008

Truman State University

A public university of about 7,000 students located in Kirksville, MO. Founded in 1867, Truman State University has a long history of being recognized nationally for its innovative assessment program and commitment to providing a high-quality liberal arts and sciences education at an affordable price. You can find JohnnyC here, drinking and smiling with his friends.

-You're cute, you're smart, you must be a student at Truman State University in Kirksville, Missouri?
-Would you like to buy some meth?

by JohnnyC February 7, 2005

towson university

A relatively unknown school in Maryland, second to College Park in both size and stature, but certainly not in partying. Close proximity to Baltimore allows frequent trips to some of the best yet cheapest clubs and bars in the USA. Home to a top 10 Lacrosse program on the rise as well as the 5+ time NCAA champion dance team, yet most fans remain apathetic or fans of UMD. Nightlife is run mostly by greeklife and people from out of state. most MDers go home to mom and dad dreaming of transfering to College Park, but they won't 8 times out of 10.

Most noteworthy- Towson has the most beautiful girls. The ratio to men is something in the 65/35 area, and the women above an 8 on the 1-10 scale hovers around 75% every year. It WILL make you go home and think of everyone as ugly and relatively boring.

Towson's girls are the hottest on the East Coast by far.

by rock lo March 27, 2005