unicorn shower

A golden shower but with horses and not people

I had a fun time at the farm doing a unicorn shower

by Horsecxxcxk February 10, 2022

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Asian Unicorn

Hot Asian girl with a booty

Did you see that Asian girl with the booty? She’s a real Asian Unicorn

by Redman2286 September 9, 2021

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unicorn treatment

When you stick a sticklike object up someone’s ass and fuck them

Oh yeah give me the unicorn treatment

by The only pug July 16, 2021

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The act of a man wearing a strap on dildo on his forehead, as if to appear like a unicorn, laying on his back, while another man inserts the dildo into his ass and rides it, while being ridden the man on his back gives the dildo rider a hand job, and tongues his balls as they drop on his mouth during the dildo ride, and also jerks himself off during the entire process. Once both parties ejaculate, they mix the cum together and then the unicorn (man with dildo on head) swallows their combined loads.

Did u hear that nick gave dave a generous unicorn last night?

by Stinky Wesson June 10, 2021

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muff unicorn

A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus

I asked this dude to eat me out from the back but he was being a total muff unicorn.

by Mustache-rider806 June 12, 2023

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Unicorn Blood

A can of Natty light. Consuming the magical beverage will grant eternal life, a youthful appearance, and the labido and sexual prowess of an animal in heat. However, each time you drink one, your soul dies a little bit at a time.

Just picked up a case of Unicorn Blood for tonight.

Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.

What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.

by Finch345 December 31, 2011

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