Turkish Headstand

An ultra-rare, spine-risking sex position that only the truly unhinged attempt.

Involves one partner fully inverted in a headstand (no hands, no support—just neck, willpower, and sin), while the other mounts them upside down, grabbing ankles like handlebars and pile-driving with reckless abandon. Think Cirque du Soleil meets a back-alley basement dungeon.

Optional enhancements include:
– slapping, choking, biting
– spitting (upwards or downwards)
– screaming in three languages
– Turkish oil for “friction management” and cultural authenticity

Done right, someone ends up limping, someone else cries, and at least one neighbor calls the cops.
Done wrong? Chiropractor. Maybe a priest. Possibly both.

“Bro, she asked me to do the Turkish Headstand—my soul left my body.”

by XSP8 June 15, 2025

Turkish Drive by

When a Turkish man, often with a mischievous or playful intent, rolls down his car window and—without warning—performs an impulsive and unexpected act of lewdness, typically involving ejaculate, aimed at unsuspecting passersby or parked cars.

Example: "Yo, did you hear what happened on 5th street yesterday? Someone pulled a full-on Turkish drive by right in front of the cafe!"

by KnightParzival June 17, 2025

Turkish Flap Doodle

The act of ingesting a gold chain, defecating it, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

I caught my wife stealing my gold chain to use in a Turkish Flap Doodle

by Askalotl July 7, 2025

Turkish Delight

A Turkish Delight is a sex act wherein a couple is in the 69 position, and the bottom party is of ottoman decent and in addition to servicing the top parties genitalia, the bottom party also strokes the top parties anal orifice with his thick Turkish beard.

Wow did you hear? Kaan gave Jake a Turkish delight last night and he loved it so much he offered to return the favor with a toothjob.

by Big Gman 40 July 27, 2025

ACE OF KPOP! TURKISH NEW GROUP VELYN

It's been confirmed that VELYN, a two-person group that will soon debut in Türkiye, is Ace. These new 5th-generation idols are bringing a new era to K-pop! The members of VELYN, who have mastered all kinds of laughter and love for each other, are now the Ace of K-pop!

Gokce and Merve from VELYN is the ACE OF KPOP! They are ACE OF KPOP! TURKISH NEW GROUP VELYN

by RoswiewsVELYN August 21, 2025

Turkish belt buckle

When you hang your nut sack over your pants resembling a turkeys gobbler.

Dude was walking around with a Turkish belt buckle at the holiday party.

by TheJarv August 30, 2025

Turkish Handbag

Commonly found in the middle east, this is an act where one man inserts his hand up another man's rectum and picks out the corn in his poop. Designed for pleasure that leads to softer bowel movements.

Dude I just visited Turkey and this guy tried to get me drunk and give me a Turkish Handbag after we had corn for dinner.

by Hugh G Bahls September 5, 2025