Turtle Jerk 

Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont spray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.

Now Sandy, be smart. Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch...

Turtle Jerk by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 7, 2004

TurtleNeckEmo 

The visual representation of the phrase "Pick Me"

"Hey didn't that chick get MeToo'd by that tiktoker TurtleNeckEmo

"Nah that couldn't have been him, he has his pronouns in his bio"

TurtleNeckEmo by MarcoPol0 August 12, 2021

Raunchy Turtle 

Describes a dance in which the hands are put in a fist, and put up near your face like you are driving like and old person, and move side to side.

Dana: WHat are you doing?
Alex: The Raunchy turtle, what else?

Raunchy Turtle by Alexander "Rookie" Smith April 8, 2008

Peaking Turtle 

When you have to take a shit to badly that the tip of the poop is coming out of your asshole.

can't talk, sorry! I have a peaking turtle!

Peaking Turtle by CassidyFapia March 1, 2011

turtle 

Practical joke: To empty the contents of a backpack, flip it inside-out, then finish off by putting the contents back and zipping it up. Done when owner of backpack is unaware until later.

When he wasn't looking, I turtled his backpack.

turtle by Kleetz April 21, 2006

Turtle Catting

When you crawl around on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 with a riot shield on your back the whole match

Holy shit why the hell can't I kill that bitch on the ground? He's Turtle Catting that's why

Turtle Catting by Mr Pie007 February 17, 2010

super awkward turtle 

this is the same as your regular awkward turtle except one will flip his hands upside down. this creates a turtle as though it were on its back and unable to move. this may only be used in super awkward moments which happen very rarely in life.

telling a mom joke in a group to someone who's mom is actually dead, and the only person that doesn't know his mom is dead is the joke teller. this situation would invite you to use the super awkward turtle.

super awkward turtle by daniel w. p. March 6, 2007