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Two Dudes One Toilet

When two piss drunk best friends need to puke, but there's only one toilet, and so little time.
"Dude, me and Tommy got so fucked up last night, that we did the old two dudes one toilet!"

Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.
by Drunken Bastard June 21, 2021
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done been shrunk little toilet

"done been shrunk little toilet" means that you've been caught.
"you've done been shrunk little toilet!!" "...what?" "i caught you dumbass, lol."
by apologiaz May 5, 2022
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Spoilers are Toilers

A saying people all over the world use all of the time to point out how spoilers are like toilets because the stink.
Brian: Hey Jim did you hear about the facts surrounding the One-Piece time skip?

Jim: Bro I haven’t seen it don’t say anything, spoilers are toilers!!
by PuckeningAbrodee September 21, 2023
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shit or get off the toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.
Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"
by Loco in London June 14, 2015
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toileteer

1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.
1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern, attorney and purported "father" of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, is a toileteer.
by Toileteer February 17, 2007
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Toilet Queen

A gay man who cruises public rest rooms looking for anonymous gay sex with other gay cruisers.
Those public restrooms at that state park rest stop are frequented by toilet queens.
by Paul Della Valle June 14, 2004
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toilet beans

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.
by Uran Spaceman July 29, 2008
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