atomic toaster

When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.

Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night

by WPftw December 25, 2019

frozen toaster

When you toast some bread, nut all over it, and then feed it to your girlfriend.

Damn, my boyfriend just gave me the best frozen toaster ever!

by lebbyz May 15, 2017

toaster

toaster

guy 1: toaster

guy 2: toaster

by toastermangiant July 9, 2022

shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.

How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.

by Donut_mro July 12, 2015

Press Toaster

Type of Toaster

Alexandra bought a Press Toaster

by WhoKillTheBoss August 27, 2022

Nebraskan Toaster Strudel

The act of several men performing bukkake on a female until she resembles a toaster strudel.

Me and the boys pulled the good' ol Nebraskan Toaster Strudel on Mary jane last night.

by SenorNoodles June 19, 2016

Toastering

Toastering is when you mess around with you cock then when you are edging stick it in a toaster on full blast and it will burn your cock a little but your will be warm and delicious

Timmy was bored so he he wanted to try Toastering and he thought it felt good so he invited his mom over and she a his cum after and then they got married and had 36 baby together then they tried to have 37 but Timmy’s mom died Timmy was very sad so he was Toastering again and died from his cock exploding. Very sad life 😢😭

by The cum guzzling god April 3, 2024