fork In toaster

the act of doing stupidity where ones actions represent that of a psychopath in wich results In near death or pain.

He committed fork In toaster

by fork in toaster May 27, 2021

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dyke toaster

a type of car in which lesbians might have sexual activities

ex. Subaru Forester

Wow, Grandma's car is a real dyke toaster.

by holy grill May 31, 2017

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Glazed toaster strudel

The act of toasting a strudel and subsequently sticking your cock into the toaster to frost the strudel with your cum

My brother was hungry last night and so I made a Glazed toaster strudel and fed it to him

by Carmine Fardella Jr January 27, 2025

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Burnt the toaster

A plan that either gone wrong or not as expected

DANGIT! I burnt the toaster

by Potato fan January 11, 2024

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French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020

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