tickets

code for buying cocaine, usually used over the phone.

"dude, you got a line on some tickets?"
"yeah, i got tickets. how many?"
"20"

by hkd September 17, 2006

tickld

noun; An endless stream of the following:

a) Reposts
b) Cute Animals
c) Tumblr/Facebook/Twitter Screenshots
d) Community circle-jerking
e) Celebrity worship of RDJ, Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence
f) Pretty much three fandoms: Pokemon, Dr Who and Harry Potter (The rest come and go, or show themselves only occasionally)
g) Fedora-athiests
h) "epic memes XD"
Sometimes, if your'e lucky, you'll see an clever, original contribution to the internet. But don't count on it. Long are the days when tickld was a small collective of witty, insightful uploaders. It is now a sprawling swamp of a website to wade through when you haven't got a brain or anything better to do.

ticklr: OMF tickl is such a great website! Did you see the tumblr post with the meme of the cat dressed as Iron Man? IWASHOFUNNEH!!!XD! I don't care that the same post was made yesterday, it still deserves my upvote. tickld is the best!
me: OK then... *sobs at the loss of a once great website*

by shiggydiggydoowop May 30, 2013

tickeled pink

Also, tickled to death. Delighted, as in I was tickled pink when I got his autograph, or His parents were tickled to death when he decided to marry her. The first term, first recorded in 1922, alludes to one's face turning pink with laughter when one is being tickled. The variant, clearly a hyperbole, dates from about 1800.

-Jess guess what?
-What?
-Young finally asked me out!
-I was tickeled pink when I found out that he just broke up with his girl friend.

by diva1227 August 16, 2006

diny tick

A spoonerism to the word tiny dick.

1. I need a microscope to find your diny tick.

2. Your testicles are tiny and yet they're bigger than your diny tick!

by TigBits31 March 31, 2009

One Way Ticket to Hell

What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.

Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.

by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008

punch your ticket

usually it means to have someone killed, or otherwise taken out of commission

"Listen Rockford, you come 'round here again, and I'll have a couple of my boys punch your ticket, permanently."

by Hashim R. Hathaway November 8, 2007

tickle maniac

Any person, adult or child, who is obsessed with or has a sadistic fetish for tickling others.

He was screaming with laughter because his friend, the tickle maniac, would not stop tickling him.

by teetiger October 16, 2008