After a long day of work, I just want to put on my sweatshirt and my hot dog steamers and just relax on the couch.
by Smurf Exterminator December 31, 2012

Hey Maynard! Brad said he lost 3 pounds when
he dropped a huge stinky KANSAS CITY STEAMER
in the toilet!!!
he dropped a huge stinky KANSAS CITY STEAMER
in the toilet!!!
by SNARKKY25 February 24, 2020

Similar to the Cleaveland Steamer, but performed not with solid fecal matter, but with the free flowing fecal matter of diarrhea.
While lovers are having intercourse, one will release the diarrhea onto the other's face and body and spread it all over them with their body and limbs.
While lovers are having intercourse, one will release the diarrhea onto the other's face and body and spread it all over them with their body and limbs.
Jeremy wasn't feeling very well one night, and in an attempt to perform the Cleaveland Steamer on his partner, he accidentaly let out the Minneapolis Steamer. Jeremy and his partner then made the best of the situation and beganing rubbing the fecal matter all over each other.
by pspazz August 29, 2008

The little round steaming turds your dog leaves on the lawn on late October and November mornings. When freshly dropped they steam in the cold morning air.
by Jayfitzisawesome August 10, 2017

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.
flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.
by stokesdawgkillah April 8, 2010

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, except that while you are steamrolling the fecal matter onto your partners chest you yell "I'm working here!! I'm working here!!" in a New Yorker accent.
I upped the usual ante last night by giving her a New York Steamer instead of a regular Cleveland Steamer.
by JoeOh January 13, 2010

A hot tub steamer is when you take a ninja poop in a hot tub without someone knowing it, and then make up an excuse to leave. Preferably a nice, solid duce. Also, it helps when the jets are on to create a bubble shroud to conceal your misdeeds.
I left a very large Hot Tub Steamer in Becky's hot tub at that big party she had Friday night. No one noticed for 10 minutes. Everyone there, including Becky, were suspect.
by Caprica Six June 8, 2021
