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patch of infinity

bandaging up a permanent scar. pointlessness.
why doesn't rob get a nose job?
that would just be a patch of infinity
by fuckoffdick December 12, 2010
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Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.
Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?
by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022
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Satyr Patch

That wonderful area of hair above a man’s buttocks in the Lumbus region of the lower back.
When the college waterpolo team put on their speedos, many of the men’s Satyr patches were on full view.

When we kiss, I love to feel his beard on my lips, while I place one hand behind his head to pull him into me and my other hand on is satyr patch to stoke his hair.
by Theofeeder March 24, 2025
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scroll patch

The part of your phone's touch screen (iPhone, Droid) where your finger oils form a patch from frequent scrolling.
Dude I have a nasty scroll patch on my iphone.

At least my Blackberry doesn't have a scroll patch like your Droid.
by Nick Muggets April 8, 2010
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cabbage patch doll

Someone that probably gets played with and left by females, but has a big dick!
He’s a cabbage patch doll but I don’t get why the ladies play him
by jgcskd December 20, 2017
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faggot patch

Faggot patch

When you are at work or at the store and your gaydar goes in the red zone and it feels like your surrounded by a faggot patch of homos.
Holy fuck did I just land In the middle of a fuckin faggot patch !? My gaydars pinned out and I have to put a board on my ass from the gayness.
by stretch nutzz January 7, 2017
mugGet the faggot patchmug.

patch bomb

a woman's Pubic Hair that grows natural, but is much larger than the ordinary patch. Basically, it looks like a patch bomb went off on her crotch.
by shadow October 8, 2003
mugGet the patch bombmug.

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