Cupcake Breakfast

A traditional San Francisco meal served on early weekend mornings. It consists of shoving a cupcake into a sleeping (usually hungover) friend's mouth and yelling "CUPCAKE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!"

"Zzzzzzzz......."

*shove cupcake in mouth*

"mmmphhh" *spit* "what the fuck?!?"

"HAHAHA!!!! CUPCAKE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!"

by Ceee Beee February 25, 2009

Breakfast Natty

The residual beer from last night, found in open cans when cleaning up from the night before. Warm and flat, optimally consumed on the morning before a college basketball game. It is the responsibility of the individual finding a Breakfast Natty to get down on one knee and finish the quality beer that is Natural Light.

Mike: Hey Mitch, would you like to try some of my Breakfast Natty.

Jimmy: Holy shit Mike, is that really Natty?

Mike: Hell yeah it is!

Rob: Hey Mike, can I come talk to you for a minute buddy?

by Sex 8888 December 17, 2011

Bulimic's Breakfast

When an individual pukes up first thing in the morning usually due to the affects of alcohol.

mmm Bulimic's breakfast, yummy

by John--Joe August 31, 2009

Celtic Breakfast

Placing both your penis and balls on a girls face.

"I totally slapped my bangers and mash on that chicks face" "Dude, you gave her the whole Celtic Breakfast?"

by Tylank May 7, 2010

breakfast in head

A righteous sexual manoeuvre, appropriate for any romantic man.

When the girl asks for breakfast in bed, he makes a special effort to wake just before her. As she stirs, he pulls the covers away and pins her down with his legs. He then carefully aims his orgasmal trajectory facewards. After depositing his load in the target area, he proclaims, "There's your fucking breakfast. Coffee?"

We had a wonderful time in Venice - really enjoyed San Marco, saw an orchestra perform Verdi, went to an opera; at the hotel she took it up the grand canal and I gave her breakfast in head.

by Commode Dragon August 6, 2010

belgium breakfast

a breakfast consisting of delicious belgium waffles and other related breakfast items
the waffles can contain walnuts and caramel to make them extra tasty

Hey Mike! can i come over to your house this weekend for a belgium breakfast

by John Carney February 26, 2008

breakfast burrito

morning hard on

"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."

by Penny Paxil November 10, 2003