When a minor consumes so much alcohol that he/she develops long term dementia generally causing the consumer to creep like a pedophile in heat.
Early signs that someone is beginning to reach Marshall Status include:
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"
2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,
"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap
The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:
Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.
Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"
2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,
"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap
The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:
Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.
Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
by Schall, the Novelist November 7, 2010
Get the Marshall Statusmug. by Adb1002 August 29, 2018
Get the Jerk-Statusmug. 6:31 Jason loves the hot weather!
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is
Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!
3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is
Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!
3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.
by Pimbo Slice April 20, 2009
Get the Status Stuttermug. The act of being so black out drunk that an individual can't stand or speak, and can barely open their eyes.
Dude, Sam was on Grizz Status last night. He was so fucked up he couldn't even stand and he put his head through a wall.
by bear crazy December 11, 2012
Get the Grizz Statusmug. 1. noun - A state of perfection that can only be described by the words "Mother of God."
2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.
2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.
Person 1 - "Here is your mixed drink!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"
by Professor Funkadopolis January 14, 2014
Get the MOG statusmug. A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
by Educated Manchild June 25, 2020
Get the status bromug. To be an expert in a specific type of game, sport, hobby, or other activity.
If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).
If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).
Wow he is so good at ping pong !
Yea he has reached father status
You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.
Yea he has reached father status
You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.
by club30 April 4, 2009
Get the Father Statusmug.