Randy

This is the worst kind of bowel movement. Typically though it will happen when you’ve eaten a Tim Brownie then gotten the munchies and decided to have some Portuguese Meatloaf on a school night. A good Randy has several telling sighs such as, extremely stinky, almost black in color, with some yellowish brown mixed in and somewhat runny. When you have one of these, you know that meatloaf was on point. A Randy can also occur at random. If you ever feel like taking a poop just think of his face, label making/rewinding or flannel shirts with ponytails.Makes sure you have some depends if you feel like a Randy may occur unannounced. It can happen and the last thing you want to do is Randy in your pants.

Jesus Christ! I almost had a Randy in my pants. Guess I shouldn’t of had that extra serving of Portuguese Meatloaf last night. Thank good I wore depends to school today and have a flannel shirt on. Of course now, I can’t stop thinking of Randy’s gay face and I keep on pooping. Fuck. And I have a Math test next period.

by Randyheartsmen August 5, 2020

Randy

Pretty gay man has very little friends and loves school.

Person:Dam I think I'm gay. Randy:Wanna go out?

by 1345 I'm old January 14, 2020

Random Randy

When you get out of the shower and you forget to dry it and goes all over the place and you look like some guy named Randy.

Person 1- Wow your hair is so soft and fluffy
Person 2- Yeah but I definitely look like Random Randy right now

by anonymous February 15, 2023

Randi

A promiscuous girl who always flirts with men even though she has a boyfriend.

Mahzoad is hanging out with Ali even though she has a boyfriend, she's such a randi!

by peeachybum April 21, 2022

420 randy

When smoking weed makes you horny af

Come over, I'm 420 randy!

by idk2094 May 5, 2018

Randy

randy is a bitch ass white boy that does the most, pretends to be the shit but is annoying asf wit fack Benjamin's walkin around claiming that he gang affiliated

#1 :you know that lil nigga named randy

#2 : yea

#1: dis nigga pulled fuckin monopoly money out his fuckin pocket , trynna flex

#2 : he prolly mook

#1 he he do be actin sus

by WEINDISBICH July 28, 2019

Randy

Randy is a very sweet guy that you would always would love he is a great dad he is very funny only if he isn't pissed off .He is smexy. Lol if you ever find a Randy DON'T ever lose him

Girl 1:Omg I wish I had Randy he is sooo cute😍

Girl 2: He is already dating Sandra....

by That turtle44 February 25, 2019