The Mounts

Tiny Boy About 5'4". Gets Cheated on by females who look like males with bowl cuts. His Corny Jokes Always crack himself and Jayden C Batts up but nobody else, Dem shits gay. Somehow manages to be worse than no other than The Tala. He manages to be secret lovers with BrumTits. Second Largest beta male. He Loves the smell of The Batts's tight Bussy.

The Mounts be Semper Sometimes.

by FlahPeanuts May 18, 2022

E-mount

The total cost of buying something online once postage and packaging, insurance etc has been added to it

Curt : I bought a sick new tracky off the net from Hong Kong the other day, brand new, cheap as anythin mate!

Jack : Oh yeah what was the total E-mount?

by Jack Downes December 12, 2008

mounting in solitude

A formal way of saying riding solo. When an African-American gentleman is mounting in solitude, he often does so in a manner which involves a blue phallic device being inserted into one’s own hindquarters.

Xbox Players in 1825: “My good sir, what is thou doing with thy sabre that belongs to Jedi Master Luke Skywalker?!”

Hannibal Soloson: “I’m mounting in solitude.”

by Steven Ambatukam June 14, 2024

Mount view high school

Everyone wants to be a natural blonde and the year 7s have already skipped half the year

Mount view high school 😟

by I love pussy pussy marijuana April 10, 2022

Mount Dewm

Mount Dewm is a mountain in a weird version of Mordor that has Mountain Dew instead of lava.

Mount Dewm is the source of Sauron’s Mountain Dew monopoly.

by Ronnoc Yadim January 2, 2024

mounting and balancing

Play-on-words term for da pre-intercourse positioning of either yourself or your tire-shop worker --- depending on whether you’re gonna be doing it cowgirl or doggy-style, respectively --- dat would occur prior to your having sex wif him in exchange for his installing one or more tires on your car/truck and applying whatever wheel-weights are necessary. Said “bouncy-bouncy” is intended to recompense said automotive-servicing employee for his anti-wobble labors to ensure dat your VEHICLE doesn’t “do da bouncy-bouncy” as you travel down da road afterwards, and is performed due to your possessing insufficient funds in your bank account to cover da costs of said vehicle-servicing, and thus a check dat you’d write to him would ITSELF do some major “bouncing” when he tried to deposit it.

One should be wary of accepting a “mounting and balancing” deal wif a cute chick who beamingly offers you said “service for servicing” --- or perhaps dat should be spelled, “cervix for servicing” --- trade… if you naively agree to perform da wheel-repair work BEFORE said hottie allows you said promised “ultimate favor” instead of insisting dat she give you her own “servicing” first, it would be all too easy for her to simply drive off afterwards without actually spreading her legs for you!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023