Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Sleep horn insomnia

When you are very horny at night so you sext girls out of pure horniness

Damn Molly you must have had bad sleep horn insomnia last night I woke up to mad pussy pics

by Sleep horn master July 28, 2016

The Ukranian Fog Horn

A sex act in which you stretch someone’s gaping anus, and scream the words of god into their cream hole.

I was so excited when said she would give me the ukranian fog horn. Too bad it ruptured my anus.

by Sponsored_rapist February 7, 2019

Alabama Air Horn

When performing oral sex on a female, the performer flattens their mouth around the vaginal opening and blows, resulting in an entertaining release of air from said opening.

Boy, the room sure did smell after I gave Jenny an Alabama Air Horn.

by ThanagrossnGush June 12, 2011

to take the bull by the horns

to do things on their own( or to do things their way) rather than trusting someone else to do it

When it comes to financial risks,they want to 'take the bull by the horns.'

by krupali May 13, 2005

Pot Noodle Horn

1) An advertising campaign/gimmick by the Pot Noodle company about people who blow huge horns when they want pot noodle.

2) Now synonymous in England with having a boner/stiffy/erection or being amorous or horny in any way.

1)
Advert: "Do you have the Pot Noodle Horn?"

Veiwer: "lol, wut?"

2)
Bob: "Man that girl was so hot, I had the pot noodle horn!"

by lul, whuts? November 3, 2008

grab life by the horns

( from the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem .

If you want to survive in capitalism, you have to take it upon yourself to learn what the phrase grab life by the horns means and be prepared to be a shaker and mover .

by Sexydimma January 14, 2014