Tío Greg

A sexual power move that occurs when you have ass-blasting Mexican food and then fuck a fat ugly chick while taking a shit in a public handicapped stall. As you finish, you scream "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME TÍO GREG!" while you simultaneously ejaculate and empty your bowels. Name for Governor Greg "Hot Wheels" Abbott, who has a homely-looking niece who calls her "Tío Greg" in a laughable campaign ad.

Dave: Dude, did you hook with with that fat bitch last night?
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!

by ChudBullzer October 10, 2025

Greg Hines

The best teacher of all time, puts up with the dumb kids that think they're too cool to follow the rules. Lets you on your phone if you're done with all of your work.

Bro! Mr Coward was being a Greg Hines today!

by Bantsy October 3, 2019

lady greg

The most beautiful Lady and the high priestess of the church of Greg

Lady Greg blessed my Greg

by Unknown bone March 25, 2023

The Greg Congrats

When you have the slightest doubt that your fantasy football team may lose the week, you immediately wish your opponent "congrats" publically in efforts to deal with the emotional rollercoaster losing to anything puts you through.

* The Greg Congrats on Sunday @ 1:01PM the opposing team scores and now is 51% in favor of winning the week*
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.

by 1quickz October 29, 2018

Tracy is better than Greg

When Tracy is smarter and dose everything better than Greg

Tracy is better than Greg when she does her action shot

by Unnamed lol this is a joke March 1, 2019

Greg

Greg- Typically and Asian Jew.
Could be Japanese, could be Vietnamese.

Guy 1: Yo , did you catch that Jewish Asian guy?
Guy 2: Yeah. A total Greg. He's probably Japanese. Maybe Vietnamese. Definitely an "ese" Asian.

by FelchingFalcon November 14, 2018

Greg

An unattractive man that should always wear his glasses who manages to get beautiful girls despite his looks. Usually short; always beady eyed.

Greg is someone who thinks wifi causes autism and who tells you the best time to nap.

Definitely into threesomes and converting people to his ways.

If you want unsolicited advice, talk to GREG.

by TheProblemSolver August 5, 2021