blessing

1. Latin American slang for an unplanned child.
2. To have sex, esp. unprotected sex that could lead to pregnancy

1. Sorry man, can't go out tonight, gotta take care of my blessing.
2. Extensive references of "blessing me" by Mura Masa x Pa Salieu x Skillibeng

by Dauzinho September 24, 2023

Too Blessed to Rest

You have worked so hard, both physically and mentally, to see the world in all its wonder that you can't stop now. Keep driving yourself to greater heights, fostering more fulfilling relationships, nurturing your inner peace, and experiencing overall soulful happiness. Not to be mistaken for monetary wealth this statement rides on gratitude for what you have been given and the ongoing journey we all have to keep that mindset.

I am so grateful for all the opportunities in my life, I am too blessed to rest.

by Dwayne DT May 8, 2024

The “Blessed” Curse

A curse that happens to The Prayer Homies, in whichever song that they sing that has “Blessed” in its title seems to go wrong.

The Prayer Homies were struck with the “Blessed” Curse again, as they forgot the timing to the intro.

by ItWasHenz’sFault May 8, 2024

Blessing

Blessing is a beautiful, sweet intelligent girl. She is nice and caring but doesn't like it when people invade in her personal space
She is kind and loves food so much
Food is her love language
She is creative and fashionable
She loves to see everyone happy
She is wierd but not in a bad away
She can be annoying at times but the doesn't change the fact that she has a beautiful heart and soul
Blessing is a friend everyone needs
If you find yourself a blessing, you can never want to lose her

Jeremy: Who is she she is such a blessing and so kind
Marie:, that is actually her name

by Agu ma November 25, 2021

Blessing

Have permission to do something or to somebody.

Guy: Hey man do I have your blessing to ask your sister out?

Guy 2: Yeah man go ahead.

by Kypren November 28, 2021

Dad bless it

Oklahoman version of saying God Da**it

*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(

by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024

Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.

I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.

by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024