Chill Water

A staple of ninth grade geometry teachers' diet, possibly spiked with vodka.

If the teacher doesn't get his Shaws brand chill water, he gets very, very un-chill.

by anonymousbraggart December 19, 2010

crab water

when you drive by a pond or a swamp or a lake type thing, and there is that nasty fishy moldy smell from the water

(while driving by a pond) "eww, you smell that crab water? shits gross."

by meyons1424 April 17, 2009

cheddy water

Cheddy water is a slang term used in the north east of England, it is when the Semen Is not fully developed and comes out looking very watery.

by Daniel twine

Hahaha you can only produce cheddy water

by Big twine January 31, 2017

mugged water

mugged water isn’t just any ordinary water. It has been neglected by society for centuries now. The time has come and it’s mugged water’s time to shine.

“Yo have you tried mugged water?”
“Nah bro, can I try it though?”
“Ya, sure”
*sips water*
“Omg dude this is amazing!!!!!!!!”😱
“Ikr”

by Magnolia 123 May 23, 2020

desk water

The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)

Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"

Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"

by Cucurigu75 March 2, 2023

water squatter

Someone who pretends to be a resident in a neighborhood so they can use the community pool. It can be done with or without a resident's knowledge.

Person 1: How are you planning to beat this heat wave?
Person 2: I am gonna lay in the pool.
Person 1: You have a pool?
Person 2: No, but my friend has one in their 'hood. I am a water squatter by pretending I live with them.

by SteelerPP July 8, 2012

Water Hoarder

A Northern Californian sports fan. Mainly the Giants and 49ers. A term created from Jim Romes sports radio show. Also see "Battery Chucker"

Relates to how most of the water in California is from Northern California via the aqueduct.

Look at all those Water hoarder nocals, i think i just saw one of them chuck a 9 volt right at the catcher, damn those battery chuckers!

by Lance Bangwell October 21, 2011