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Plaid Shorts

Totally ghey. In the mid 1970's they were once thought of as cool. Now, abercrombie drones have sodomized the name and ruined yet another thing that was once cool.
By the way guys... You may find them cool, but your grandfather also has a pair. So...
Those plaid shorts are really homosexual-esque.
by Kosher Boy May 30, 2008
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Short Hills

Millburn Short Hills is a bubble town. We are rich. We are fabulous. And just about every town in a 100 mile radius is pretty damn jealous. There is no poverty, no crime and no riffraff. We live in houses $750,000-6 million and drive Mercedes, beamers, range rovers and every other nice car imaginable. Our biggest concerns in the morning include deciding what color lacoste shirt to wear, and what seven jeans we should pair it with. Not to mention, our high school parking lot rivals that of a Ray Catena dealer. Our school system is practically private, and if you don’t get into an ivy/top 100 college, you might as well move. We shop in the finest boutiques and travel the world every school vacation. We excel in the soccer as well as the country club sports tennis, golf and fencing.

And oh yes,
The people who write that Millburn/Short hills is the armpit of America, well you’re just jealous because you aren’t rich and fabulous.
Millburn Short Hills is the "OC" of the east coast. we know you're jealous.
by MHS SENIORS 06 July 16, 2008
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Short Circuit

A Song Created By Daft Punk in The 90's.Was First Released in a live concert called "Alive 1997".Was Re-Released On An Album in 2000 called "Discovery". This Song Contained Only One Sample : The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker by Prince.
I love the Song Short Circuit It's Very Electronic
by Retard-o-tron 2012 February 25, 2010
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man shorts

a pair of shorts with a really low crotch. used especially when a girl is wearing them.
Haha! Diana's wearing her man shorts again!
by Kate Templar August 23, 2005
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short-lived

A word mispronounced by most everyone, meaning "one who has a short life," in the same fashion as "large-breasted" or "flat-footed." However, just as one says "lives" instead of "lifes," one says "lived" instead of "lifed."
His popularity was short-lived.
by Andre January 7, 2004
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cherry shorts

When a male has a short penis or has been out in the cold and wears gym shorts. Their penis will poke out faintly due to the fact that it is too short to go in between the testicles
Athlete 1: Hey Geoff ! You ready for the game?
Geoff: I will be when you fix those cherry shorts.
by LaxBros69 January 19, 2018
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The big short

Adjective phrase thing (i can't remember name im too lazy) used to decribe someone who is very short, usually 5'00 or under
Friend: I'm 4'9
Me: You are the big short
by Jusyes February 7, 2021
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