douche mother

Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.

Quit being a douche mother.

by Jane Brane January 6, 2008

Mother-and-daughter

It's like what's in Electra's story, but with the daddy replaced with mommy, and they lick each other's pussies.
Btw, pussy DOES NOT refer to cats.

Stephen Hawking's wife and Stephen Hawking's wife are now having a mother-and-daughter now he's dead.

by TheHummingbird November 18, 2020

mother chonky

A bit like motherfucker. Used to describe a good friend who is also an idiot.

"Wassup mother chonky?"

by ZeroCouch August 3, 2007

mother russia

paper beats rock

Idiot: I hate russia
me: Mother Russia

by Dubdubs October 17, 2021

Den Mother

Someone who takes care of most or all of the housework (cooking, cleaning) for their roommates.

"My roommate's girlfriend doesn't have a job, so we made her be the den mother."

by xxxscenequeenxxx January 23, 2020

Mother Bastard

An adjective or noun used as an exclamation of disappointment and/or rage

When you talk to your siblings, you become an utter mother bastard sometimes

by Call me "Duke" November 10, 2010

Spiritual mother

An older woman who is humble, who walks along side of you as you strive to fulfill your spiritual walk and assignments with God. A woman who knows how to encourage you; prays for you, yet does not let you ignore the truth and will lovingly rebuke you if necessary then will cryand laugh with you. She points you always to the Holy Trinity that God will be praised and honored. She is concerned about your eternal soul.

Alyssa's Spiritual mother helped her figure out which lesson to teach the children in Bible class.
Raymond's spiritual mother listened as he told her how he wanted to create an agency to help foster children.

by Evangelist CS January 10, 2021