tearass

a HUGE fart that hurts when exiting!

judy cut a tearass and her face reddened, but john swooned!

a tearass is a rare and precious fart!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

tear checking

Traditionally, convicts or other thugs will get a tear-shaped tattoo under one eye to show that they have killed somebody. Tear checking is the act of testing the hardness of one with a tear-shaped tattoo to determine if they're actually just a bitch.

After tear checking the nigga from Tier 3, the new convict was rushed to the infirmary with life-threatening injuries.

by rockodesocko September 24, 2011

Tear-able

Tear-able is used when referring to a beautiful woman that you would like to have sex with...a woman that is so terribly hot she's downright 'tear-able'. You simply want to 'tear' into her.

Oh man, I love Amber...she's so freakin' tear-able. I'd love to rip into the shit post-haste!!

by tee-bone2000 February 17, 2013

Emu Tears

Emu tears are the highly prized substance used to maintain the pH meters of the stick variety. These are rare and the ethical issues remain a sticking point, with emus having to be made sad for there attainment.

James: I just spilt sodium hydroxide in my emu tears nooooooooooo!
Craig: Trololol

by jamesw3593 October 20, 2010

Your Tears

Your cum

I'm gonna drink ALL of your tears

by Mike9090290391 May 27, 2021

tearout

A style of breakbeat electronic music that utilizes elements of drum and bass, such as hard basslines and odd synths. Started in the UK, tearout breaks quickly grew a following of both drum and bass and breakbeat fans. It has since created a scene all its own, and has seeped across the pond, where it is helping to shape the nuskoolbreaks scene.
One of the largest labels for this genre is Hardcore Beats, representing such artists as Screwface, CTRL Z, Odissi and the Magnet Men. Other labels that have tearout artists include Mechanoise, Funkatech and Against the Grain.

Damn, the Soundpharmacy crew knows how to throw down that tearout sound!

by EeeKay March 19, 2008

tear and gag

Tearing the bitch in two (see drop the hammer), whilst stifling any sound that she tries to make.

Person A: What you upto this weekend dude?
Person B: Tear and gag mate, tear and gag!
Perosn A: Word!

by deltron April 27, 2004