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Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?
Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.
by QuacksO March 21, 2024
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Truth bomb dropper

When someone asks you a daring and uncomfortable question in front of everyone.
E: "So, Kris, do you still work with us?"
K: *panics in front of the entire company because they quit months ago yet still get invited to office parties*
HR: damn, E is such a truth bomb dropper.
by Kreve_69 November 19, 2023
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Truth Wizard

A person identified who can identify lies with accuracy of at least 80%
Dude I know you're lying.
Are you an Truth Wizard?
by aslpaul3939 January 7, 2021
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Truthing

When used by a conspiranoic morron this terms describes the act of representing himself as a total failure to human reason by vomiting any crazy conspiracy bullshit.
by JJBitter May 5, 2020
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complete deparcher from the truth

Totally made-up bu**s**t regarding a shooter of arrows.
There is much debate as to whether Robin Hood even existed; the story could actually be a complete deparcher from the truth.
by QuacksO February 14, 2023
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florida truthing

georgenotfound fans hoping george is in florida to see his boyfriend dream
im in my florida truthing era again
by dwtlonely October 1, 2022
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Truth

the smartest person in the whole world and passed ncea level 1 and dislikes a boy named haylen
by poropeke November 26, 2021
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