tom's potato 

A type of bird with no legs, beak or tail.

That Tom's potato was lit.

tom's potato by Deeperdaddy7 November 25, 2016

tom scott 

that guy who talked about british water bottles for 10 minutes

person 1 : hey have you seen that new tom scott video?

person 2 : nah im too small brain to understand anything he says

tom scott by one yeety boi August 30, 2020

Tom Hollandest 

Tom Hollandest is a theorized human being, as suggested by the existence of both Tom Holland and Tom Hollander.

“The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of Tom Hollandest”

Tom Hollandest by lil tax return October 16, 2020

Tom Delay 

Former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Tom Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

Tom Delay by author July 16, 2006

Tom Hanksing it 

The act of attacking a superior enemy with an ineffectual weapon, usually in a video game. In reference to the scene in Saving Private Ryan where Tom Hanks fires his pistol at an oncoming tank.

Gamer 1: You have any rockets?

Gamer 2: No, I'm Tom Hanksing it.

Tom Hanksing it by Dutch441 November 7, 2012

Tom Marvolo Riddle 

A pretty damn sexy guy, until he lost his nose...

Harry: What happened to you nose?
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Oh that? i lost it after i was reborn from a bubbling pot of goo and wormtails' hand...

Tom Marvolo Riddle by alice cats September 26, 2011

tom nook

a dumb ass bitch whore who steals bells and is a power hungry bitch get your island and kill this bitch once your get a shovel or whack his ass with a net

tom nook needs to move the fuck out

tom nook by imkewllllllllllllllll March 25, 2020