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Google Brome

Google Brome: The 'bro' version of Google has been released. All you have to do is change the name of the former, and less cool version of Google Chrome into, Google Brome. Bros are never far, my friends
Guy 1: "Dude! just look it up on Google Chrome!"
Guy 2: "Naw, man, i got Google Brome, way cooler"
by AJdiff June 6, 2012
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Google Smart

Describes someone who while communicating over the internet googles information and then portrays it as their own thought or as if they always knew the information they are displaying without looking it up mid-conversation.
Person 1: "Everybody knows that Rutherford B. Hayes was the 19th President of the USA"

Person 2: "Dude you're full of shit, you just googled that. You're not smart, you're Google Smart"
by Johnh1020 September 25, 2010
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Google Time

That special time of the day spent wasting company money by dicking around on the internet. Most google time occurs between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m.
"Screw the deadline, it's google time baby"

"Brett's boss found him in the middle of a serious Google Time session. Needless to say, he got written up."
by kmnprime February 18, 2010
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google slut

a person who is on the computer so much that it is like they are f***ing it
Tom was such a google slut that he denied his wife sex
by aflack217spam March 25, 2011
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fuck google

fuck google, a way to makes google suck with its google+
fuck google! it forces me to use google+ in youtube again!!!

mum:i used to fuck your dad.
me:i see, but now i fuck google instead
by a sad lover August 19, 2017
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Human Google

Some one who is quiet intelligent, and witty. People often ask him (usually a him) questions relating to all topics. He can often answer you faster than a Google search. Also known as the Googlist, Googler, and the Google. He is all knowing , and powerful.
Jake: *reads* What the hell does this mean?

Eric: Text the human google!
by Unknown_Source_ 19 August 18, 2010
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Google University

A social media phenomenon where a commenter attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Google. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use unverified & inaccurate sources from websites searched on the search engine to prove their point on the topic being discussed.
After reading a ridiculous comment from someone that posted a link:

"Oh look, someone got their degree from Google University".
by BeltonBelle November 25, 2014
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