status masterbation

A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.

-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?

-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.

by andmybow February 20, 2014

Server Status

Status acheived when people utilize three-way to get more than three people on the phone.

It doesn't take long for me and my friends to reach server status.

by Yaweh September 16, 2005

status bro

A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.

"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."

by Educated Manchild June 25, 2020

Father Status

To be an expert in a specific type of game, sport, hobby, or other activity.

If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).

Wow he is so good at ping pong !
Yea he has reached father status

You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.

by club30 April 4, 2009

MOG status

1. noun - A state of perfection that can only be described by the words "Mother of God."

2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.

Person 1 - "Here is your mixed drink!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"

by Professor Funkadopolis January 14, 2014

Cudi Status

Cudi Status (Pronounce Coodi or Cudi status) - It means That you have that smooth, chill, style.

Ah man you know I got that Cudi status.

Or MOM BITCH GET OFF MY NUTTS I GOT THAT COODI STATUS MUA FUCKA!

by Briant Willows August 20, 2012

Johnny status

When a girl constantly updates her facebook or twitter status with love messages to her boyfriend.

<3<3 I love him so much! <3<3

"Go update your Johnny status!"

"She's probably on her blackberry Johnnying her status again."

by H8uh February 11, 2010