Tap and crap

A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap

Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record

by Jayba11s May 1, 2018

Tap and Roll

To sleep with a girl and then break off the relationship

Used in similar cases as "one night stand"

Only used in reference to males

Steve: What do you think of Sarah's new boyfriend? He seems like a pretty nice guy.
Jimmy: Nah, he's just gonna tap and roll.

by George D. Stephenson April 12, 2011

mercy tap

Coup de grace

I was critically injured so I asked my enemy for a mercy tap.

by Baby Steps Angel October 8, 2017

tap poetry

The string of words that appears when you tap only the predictive text suggestions on your smartphone.

Lisa made tap poetry by picking the middle suggestion for every word that appeared on her smartphone's predictive text suggestions. It read "The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of a sudden it was the best of the year and I love it and it was the best thing to say"

by biancuppy March 4, 2015

Running the taps

Drinking to excess, a reference to the constant pouring of beer from taps at the bar.

Can't come to work today, got a massive headache from running the taps last night

by Ben the Pie November 24, 2018

pocket tap

When someone literally puts his hand on another’s pocket in order to see what it contains; for a later theft attempt.

You gonna let another man pocket tap you?

by JerseyJosh July 15, 2020

TAP Plan

A plan that is over the top, stupid, and won't do anything while most likely having a much simpler solution.

Your going to electrify a rod and conduct electricity into the ocean? We got another TAP Plan.

by TAP Hater 69 July 13, 2019