we need to talk

It means someone needs to talk to you. Or if your penis is inable of pleasuring a woman, it COULD mean something else.

Hey, we need to talk. I think I have a plan for robbing that bank.

-Hey. We need to talk, about last night... Yea. You know. That fives minutes. YEA that five minutes.

by Ahmose October 16, 2003

we need to talk

synonym: i'm dumping you, i'm sleeping with someone else, you're screwed

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

nigger talk

trying to rip someone off when talking to. using a lame excuse

Jackey: Im short il pay half u maybe can pay the other half?
Johnny: Dont nigger talk me

by asdhfuwe7f62 January 11, 2008

Pillow Talk

When a nigga tries to cockblock another nigga by telling the woman his true intentions.

Should I tell Nae that Quan just tryna hit it?
Nah bro. That’s pillow talk

by JuiceMan89 November 14, 2019

Dog Talk

1. When someone is blatantly bullshitting and you are completely aware it is classified as "Dog Talk"
2. When you doubt someones claims it can also be "Dog talk"

Did you not notice that all that nonsense was Dog talk?

by KRAFTWAVE May 27, 2017

we need to talk

Translation: You need a lawyer.

Honey, we need to talk.

by Tim Amlung January 23, 2004

You talk about

The beginning to every sentence spout from every uneducated, talentless, self-indulgent blowhard sports commentator.

"You talk about a guy who couldn't get work outside of a public bathroom if sports weren't invented, and BOOM, John Madden's name is at the top of that list."

by KCG January 27, 2004