Stiff

Nickname for person named Stian, but this "Stian" has to be exceptionally stupid. Can also be called Stig

Hey Stiff, you fucking dumbass!

by alinarnold October 25, 2017

stiff

any uncomfortable, sus situation or state of being.

“yo this is mad stiff let’s dip”

by sarah d, carly s & paul p November 13, 2017

stiff tit

When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.

I was feeling horny when I was playing football so I decided to stiff tit Jess.

by FrankTheLank November 14, 2017

stiff spoon

Verb : The act of cuddling ones partner whilst having his (or her) erect penis inside of their partner.

Me and my Princess shared a "Stiff Spoon" last night and we woke up stuck together.

by Just_Jake November 22, 2017

stiff jerky

Another word for a erect penis

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky

by Yee yee skee February 11, 2018

Stife

means to rip someone off in terms of money; used most often for when someone buys alcohol for a younger person and charges them way more than the alcohol actually cost

friend 1: “How much did you pay for that 30?”

friend 2: “Uhhh I don’t know, like $30”
friend 1: “Oh shiiiittt. You got stifed”

by lee_pee May 17, 2018

stiff kitty

When the girl is bent over and you're doing her from behind, you pull out and quickly jam it in her butt. She goes still and howls like a cat who just has it's tail stepped on... A stiff kitty!

I gave her a stiff kitty last night

by DirtyToad May 26, 2018