Steve Job

when you get a blow job while on a computer or using any apple device

dude, i got a steve job last night while i was playing wow
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod.

Steve Job by Tbombz, Chazbear, & Sandy October 11, 2011

steve vai 

he is jus the greatest guitarist there is thats all u av to say

21 note in a second cant beat that

steve vai by satan 666 September 20, 2005

Steve Jackson

A mythical beast, which can be found in the in the bronx of weston-super-mare this creature has the ability to change the shape of its face without warning it does this by using an unique type of plastic surgery. this has baffled scientist for years as a seemlusly deformed beast can rescalped it face into something beautiful but is unable to keep it for more than 20 seconds, the last steve jackson to be seen was over ten years ago, and some now think they are extinct but just like big foot, scientist with their camera's are always hoping to catch a gilmps of the beast in one of the natural waterholes of meadvale namely the "nightjar".

tell tale signs that you have seen a steve jackson are
1. it is wearing a ton of hair gel
2. it is probably playing warcraft
3. it is incredibly sarcatic
4. Wearing the asda crest
5. smells like defication
6. may look like brad pitt for 20 seconds

if you have witnessed any of the above please could you contact the National steve jackson spotting agency.
Thankyou

Steve Jackson by missy elliot118 May 13, 2006

Steve Job

A type of foreplay involving a turtleneck and multiple Apple devices. All set to vibrate. Unisex.

"yo that girl gave me half a Steve Job last night but we couldn't finish cuz my phone died"

"I totally Steve Jobs'd that girl the other day"

Steve Job by steve lol February 17, 2013

Steve Rogers 

closeted gay boy
“secretly” in love with his best friend but pretends to fall in love with girls.
traitor
was a scrawny little dude but then shot up some drugs and got big and strong
throws around a frisbee
was pretty chilly for 70 years
doesn’t break laws but when bucky is involved he’ll break them all
“language”
america’s ass
an old man

woah look at that frisbee

that must be steve rogers
what a traitor leaving his souls mate like that
yeah what a boomer

Steve Rogers by 20lbweight February 25, 2020

steve jobs 

Co- founder of Apple, provides crappy products and thinks hes god due to his ipod "masterpiece" and the imacs. His so called "macintosh" is what he supposedly thinks is vastly superior to a PC and makes fun of PC's through a marketing campaign called get a mac. His followers are gay sons of a bitches who have some kind of mental retardation because of their belief of Macs being "superior" to pc's.

P.S: He is hungry for money.

"Apple, Stealing your money since 1976"
"What kind of mental retard provides only 18 months of battery life for an ipod?!??!?! and then expects to replace it with a new one???!??"
"Steve Jobs"

steve jobs by Ricky01 January 6, 2009

Steve Jobs 

Born in 1955 (the same year as Bill Gates), Steve Jobs is the co-founder and charismatic CEO of Apple Inc. He is one of the greatest innovators of Silicon Valley. Steve Jobs led the creation of the Macintosh, which was the first stable computer to have a GUI and a mouse. Subsequently, he was fired from the very company that he founded and went on to found another computer company called NeXT. Due to a miscalculated market approach, NeXT computers flopped due to their high price. However, he had another company called Pixar, which became his comeback.

Apple invited him back in 1997 and bought NeXT to create a new operating system, which became Mac OSX. Steve Jobs led Apple Inc. to create many new and innovative products including the iMac, iPod, iPhone, Apple TV, etc.

Steve Jobs is known for his domineering personality, but is also known for his keen vision in the technological future. He also the lowest paid CEO in the world with an annual salary of $1.

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Steve Jobs: "Look, the Apple keyboard is not small enough. So instead of a regular QWERTY keyboard, I want to make it like a cell phone keypad, where each key has three letters."

Apple employees: "That's such a good idea, Steve! We're already getting good ideas. How about if we--"

Steve Jobs: "No! No! This is a stupid idea! You're all fired, you assholes! If I can't trust you to tell me when an idea is stupid, why are you here? Get out! Right now!"

Steve Jobs by Jeongf January 29, 2008