clean slate

when dropping a deuce, when you wipe your ass and the toilet paper is completely free of any fecal matter.

I pinched off a big old dump, and after wiping I was pleased to see it was a clean slate.

by Heavy555 August 2, 2012

slatfatf

So Long and thanks for all the fish, from the movie "Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy"

"hey i g2g"

"ok bye"

"slatfatf!"

"lol"

by ETiTtY88 May 15, 2006

slat

Another word used for your homie. A word used by ugly guys who think they have waves but they straight chilling with low tides you feel me?

"whats good slatttt?"
"hey slat"

by bootysucker43 February 24, 2019

splatmonkey

a really dirty bitch. in other terms (old dried up cum in between her pussy lips.)

that chick is a splatmonkey.

by blacksheep July 10, 2003

ninja splatter

Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.

Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"

2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

by MaximumCamoflauge March 8, 2008

Boston splatter

When you are doing a ho who has projectile dirhea.

Professor Button: "BOSTON SPLATTER SPREE"
Duncan: "MILK"

by professor buttons February 20, 2009

Slator

1. awkward
2. an embarrassing situation caused by lack of social grace
3. a lull in a conversation or activity that is uncomfortable

Wow, that was slator.
The birds and bees talk is just designed to be slator.

by enstefanermanleyski August 11, 2010