Shiterature

Literature one reads while on the crapper.

Person 1: "are you ok?"
Person 2: "yah I just gotta crap."
Person 1: "here take this shiterature to keep you entertained."

by 9873737 July 7, 2015

shiteical

Dog faeces, placed in a small plastic bag by the dogs owner or guardian then hung from the branch of a tree or bush, resembling a decoration on a Christmas tree. Derivation of icicle.

I'm fed up with people walking their dogs down the Cut Lane and leaving shiteicals for the poo fairies to collect.

by dawnraider55 December 8, 2016

shitendictomy

When you have anal sex with someone, and they purposefully shit on your tool as you pull out. Usually a form of revenge.

"Damn, I broke up with Angus and we had some break-up sex. Man, he gave me a shitendictomy on the way out. I guess I deserve it!"

by AngusStarbies July 28, 2016

shiteleration

Shiteleration- the point at which a person needs to take a dump so badly that once the individual finally makes his or her way to the toilet they crap so hard the turd exits the anus under acceleration.

Jonny needs to shit so bad, once he sits down he will experience uncontrolled shiteleration!

by cumaniac June 19, 2016

shitecake

A rare species of mushroom often found growing on decaying waste. This mushroom is characterised by it's deep earthy taste and dark brown colour. Chefs worldwide use this soughtafter fungus in many of their signature dishes.

I'd like to order a small crate of garlic, three boxes of shallots and a large crate of shitecake.

by Mushroommadness June 12, 2016

shitehorse

A shitehorse is a name for a boy named Zack Karro.

Oh he is such a shitehorse doodle flapper.

by Nick Kara May 18, 2016

shitercalifuckilisticexpialibitchious

Adjective: something bad happening
The word Mary Poppins uses if she swears

You are such a shitercalifuckilisticexpialibitchious person ,Cherry

by pinetree June 12, 2017