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i have something to say

When you see someone so sexy, but they’re so close to you that you have to be discreet.
*with friend at lunch and you see a sexy daddy munch man* “I have something to say”
by ILSDMUNCHING May 31, 2024
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Which could mean something

A phrase used to describe a (usually homoerotic) friendship where two people partake in romantic activities together such as, cuddling, holding hands, going on 'dates' of sorts, etc. and one of said individuals has feelings for the other and is debating whether this person feels the same.
"She told me she loved me, never said how she loved me. But she said it anyways, which could mean something"
by LoveKplusA July 6, 2024
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National Buy Malakhii something day

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*
“Happy Buy Malakhii something day“
“I bought malakhii a trackhawk
National Buy Malakhii something day is a day to celebrate and appreciate @xalakhii
by notageekr July 6, 2024
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National Buy Malakhii something day

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*
National Buy Malakhii something day
by notageekr July 6, 2024
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...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024
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Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024
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Believe in something

This expression originated from user_baproll of the S&P 6900 $spx (a crypto token with the stated goal of flipping the stock market).
by Spacefroot November 23, 2024
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