Selmon

A FGT lmao

my friend selim is a selmon

by ResiGueso October 3, 2019

Solongthial

when your penis is too big to fit in a girl.

Girl 1: I was in bed with brad last night!
Girl 2: I thought brad was solongthial
Girl 1: He is, we tried but it didn't work...

by vslayer9000 January 29, 2020

Salmon poaching

Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.

We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching

by SeansMinx February 29, 2020

Salmonic

Willing to swim against the stream; goes against the current; acts contrary to advice given.

Tom’s salmonic approach to investments yielded a huge return when the upstart tech company no one else had heard of tripled in value overnight.

by jdiggity83 May 19, 2020

Salmon bite

When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.

Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.

by Freakin Lopez June 5, 2020

Salmoned

Noun - The act of fighting against the current at work. Reaching what you thought/were told was your goal only to figuratively get fucked and die.

Roger really got salmoned. The day he completed the code for his project, it was canceled.

by Trainer Jer March 27, 2020

salmonella on a stick

a word to describe anything out to ordinary

salmonella on a stick wow

by coolerthanukid69 April 16, 2020