Soggy Chicken Strips

A way to describe an Old Man’s balls when they’re saggy and wrinkly

Man, my grandma was telling me about Old Man Joe’s Soggy Chicken Strips.

by DobbyTheBuckbeak July 5, 2019

Soggy Smurf Delight

Much like the soggy biscuit a group of men get together and masturbate on a biscuit and the winner tops it off with blueberries for the loser to eat. Loser is the man who finishes last.

Winner: Enjoy this you earned it.
Loser: That was the saltiest soggy smurf delight I have had in weeks.

by ADD Smurf November 16, 2011

Soggy Chair Surprise

When you secretly cum on a chair and wait until someone sits on it.

“Don’t sit on that chair I saw Joe do a Soggy Chair Surprise”
“Nah I like it”

by Toddler5678 November 1, 2021

soggy grilled cheese

When you cum between two slices of cheese and put that cheese between two slices of bread and make grilled cheese.

Joey made me a soggy grilled cheese for dinner last night. It was the best. I can still taste it in my mouth.

by I have an english paper to do March 6, 2016

Soggy Crack Biscuit

You gather some friends and play a casual game of Soggy Biscuit and then Everyone shits on the biscuit and then everyone plays a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors and whoever loses eats it. Almost as Simple as Jenga!!

Man would i kill to play a game of Soggy Crack Biscuit with Jessica's cute ass.

by Uncle Tubby December 19, 2020

Soggy Marag Dhubh

A tradition typically performed by the Cormack family, like a game of soggy biscuit but with a gaelic twist to it. Anually played on Rabbie Burns day.

Arc - "hey Iain, fancy a game of Soggy Marag Dhubh?"
Iain - "sure as long as Ruaraidh joins this time"

by Iain cormack March 19, 2021

Soggy from the chemo

Line from MCR song Cancer. “ baby I’m just ‘soggy from the chemo’”

Baby I’m just soggy from the chemoooooooo

by Lreich556 June 21, 2021