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snatchbandit

noun.

usage: to describe someone who steals girlfriends and fucks other men's women.
I fucked Lucy, you know Tommy's girlfriend. I'm such a snatchbandit.
by R. Sanchez November 24, 2005
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Snatchies!

A term used to accompany the theft of someone's stuff. Not burglary style, but while they are there and not paying attention. Usually for stealing food.

Also a general term of enjoyment, for getting away with something or getting out of a jam.
Group of friends at lunch:

A: Dude, can I have a french fry?
B: No, fuck off.
5 mins later
A: *Takes fry and eats* "Snatchies!"

or

"Dude, I'm glad that cop was asleep when we blew past him at 90!"
"Yeah especially 'cuz you're not allowed to drive after nine and we're drunk!"
"SNATCHIES!"
by Notorious R.E.D. December 12, 2008
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snatchblaster

When I walked in, I found Tammy splayed out on the floor with her snatchblaster knuckles-deep in her glory hole.
by R. Ben Adams December 12, 2008
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snatchbasket

1)A descriptive noun referring to someone unliked that is similar to a basket of nasty vaginas.

2)A very timid or pussified person.
1)Dammit Amy is such a snatchbasket, she needs to die!

2)Stop being such a snatchbacket and do it already!
by Dziadosz December 28, 2007
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Snatchblock

A pulley used gain a mechanical advantage when using wire rope or cable. Related to the "Block and Tackle"
If an bundle extractor isn't available and a forklift won't reach it,a heat exchanger bundle may be stuffed into the shell using a winch(or tugger) cable rove through a snatchblock on the shell and back to a strongback thats attached to the tubesheet.
by The Pipe Doctor January 25, 2009
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snatch block

A woman who interferes with another woman's attempts to score with a guy. Similar to some definitions of cock block, except that a woman is competing for the attention of another woman's man.
Girlfriend: My roommate Griselda is such a snatch block!
Boyfriend: What do you mean?
Girlfriend: Out of all my friends, she only talks to you. And she practically dresses up whenever you come over!
by The Rhino's Nemesis June 4, 2010
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snatchface

a total cunt normally who looks like a bird with a beak nose and tends to ruins the lives of the people she "cares about" by being a snatchface
You're dating a snatchface, how can you put up with her shit.

Snatchface is texting you, what could that bitch possibly want?.... And so it begins....
by Jessica Sympsen July 5, 2010
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