smuggling grapes

When a man is subjected to cold temperatures and his testes shrivel up inside his body like a pre-pubescent boy. It's almost as if he is attempting to purposefully hide his testes from customs.

Man it's so cold out here... My balls are so shriveled, it's like I'm smuggling grapes over here.

by Parcheeeeeseeee February 12, 2014

raisin smuggler

some one with really tiny balls so as if to look like he was smuggling rasins

omg look at that guys sack it looks like he is smuggling a couple of rasins, what raisin smuggler

by tug boat January 5, 2009

grape smuggler

grape-smuggler is a man that goes for women that lack maturity or are too young

since Fit got with so many grossly young girls, he is known as being a grape smuggler

by robby vl January 13, 2007

Smuggy

This is the act of popping a zit in an attempt to hide his/her action from everyone else. But somewhere along the lines evidence betrays you and you are called out. Someone that attempted a smuggy will always go into denial but the blood drip that rises to the surface 1-2 minutes after popping a zit is undeniable. The person is then caught red headed and looks like a complete tool.

Feek-a-leek had a blatent red bindhi resulting from popping a zit so it was evidently clear that he had tried to pull a quick smuggy in hopes of being able to sneak by enemy lines undetected.

by JJ Bridge October 4, 2006

smuggle hole

Any orifice used to conceal illegal goods. Or cock.

Woman are preferred as drug mules because they are born with more smuggle holes.

by Ruddiger_05 August 25, 2008

Smuggle raisins

Shriveled nuts

It’s cold enough to smuggle raisins.

by The realist May 7, 2018

Cupcake Smuggler

A person who's dimension's resort in them being bullied or secluded from sports, fat people.

"i was absolutely shitfaced last night, i was talking to some fat chick"

"yeh man, you spent all night with that cupcake smuggler"

by Lewwwwwwwwis McCruuuuuuuuuuden August 22, 2009