shifty shafts

A group of men that all talk about Fortnite and getting girlfriends, even though most of them haven't hit puberty yet.

Person 1: Wow, all those guys are single!
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.

by Quirble May 24, 2018

Smife

A greedy rather thirsty creature. Selfish, conceited, self centered, narcissistic and manipulative. Can be man, woman or beast...

You always wanting something. Smh you are such a smife.

by Charliepoosmifelife June 15, 2018

sift

Sexually transmitted disease, usually syphilis or gonorrhea.

That chick's such a slut, there's no doubt she's holding the sift.

by boutsos May 23, 2005

sifter

sifter n.
Middle English siften, from Old English siftan
Through a uniquely New Zealand south island experience, sifter has come to mean much more. A somewhat sarcastic twist on the first NZ usage (being to search for meaning); it is 'doing stuff' so long as that stuff has no bearing on a career, paid work, community work,
Wanaka is now home to many fine exponents of the sifting way.

Q - Hey man you working today?
A - Nah bro, just sifting.

by Willi_B July 4, 2005

Stick Shift

When a girl is giving a guy a nice hand job and then at a random moment, she takes his dick and turns it to the left or right pulling on it.

Man, Ellen gave me hand yesterday and she did the best Stick Shift ever!

by Rory Taylor May 20, 2008

shifts

Masturbation. (The noun of the verb 'to shift')

Jay - "I love shifts."
Torin - "Yea, you shift all the time, don't you?"
Jay - "Yea, I shifted three times yesterday."
Torin - "You're just the ultimate shifter, aren't you."

by MP Shifter December 23, 2008

sift

Verb. To relax, kick back for a while

I'm tired - I really feeling like sifting for a while

by Standoc September 6, 2007