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sloppy sunday

Hooking up with a member of the opposite sex on Sundays for nothing other then sex. Usually begins with the jimmy jam and can be followed up with the surprise sex on Monday if it is a holiday.
Dan enjoys sloppy sundays with Sarah
by boondocks5 November 23, 2007
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Sloopie

A drunk slut. My friend was drunk one night and tried to call me a "slut" in a joking way and it came out "sloopie". Ever since then I have said sloopie instead of any other mean name I could come up with!
You were being such a sloopie last night.
by allikatttt April 18, 2011
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Sloppy Turtle

Something characterized by qualities similar to that of the Florida soft shell turtle, namely a revolting physique, distinct lack of personal hygiene, and miserably aggressive personality.
Stop harassing the children and eating their lunches you Sloppy Turtle!
by Marcie211 October 9, 2014
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The Sloppy B

When someone is so fat you can hear it. usually when pronouncing a word with a B, the persons cheeks fill up with air before sloppily delivering the sound of it. A good example can be found in a lot of Eric Cartman monologues and dialogues. This is achieved in its utmost glory when accompanied by sloth-like gluttony and maybe a marlboro red. If you should ever text this, the correct spelling to represent a fat persons B is (B!). this implies the cheeks have swollen with air and pelted its recipient with verbal obesity.
I almost died when I heard that fat bitch speak! she had The Sloppy B's flowin!
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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sloppy seconds

when you have sex with a girl that just recently had sex and hasn't had time to clean out their pussy,
Dude i was with this girl at a party, i was about to put it in her pussy but i realized i was getting sloppy seconds!
by Casey Smith January 3, 2008
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sloop

The act of somebody falling asleep on the toilet during or after defecation.
Dick: Ah man he got so trashed the he slooped at the party.
Jane: Ah man, thats hilarious.

Or

Historical reference: Elvis was slooping when he died.
by The Sloop Master April 21, 2010
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sloppy seconds

Pussy that's been humped less than 12 hrs before you get it.
I'm always getting sloppy seconds from my wife.
by know the toe September 19, 2003
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