Simon

Simon is a short mid 50s Yorkshire man who says the n word and can get away with it. He also compliments younger girls making them uncomfortable. He loves himself too much.
You're such a simon!
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The real and true name of the Bos Taurus species, often wrongfully called "Cows"
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Cutest thing person human male to exist
Simon is cute
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Simon is very mensig dampar på alla loves horses and carrot and he kallas för stallpojken he can’t say ”S” because he läspar stackarn. Sssssnoken wailly sssss ÄSSS
Ni har bara gjort de kör de

Ssssssimon
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A guy that can get every girl with his huge cock. His cock is 38 inches long and it perfect in every way.
"You are a bit of a Simon", " Yea I often get all the girls with my big cock"
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he is small and love to o the dog great hair but little balls nooooooooo he always proud of himselg even when he say he has a small bic
yo Simon what a little bic
by Franchipanmanlekker October 09, 2023
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A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.
Joe: Hey, Simon fucked my girlfriend last night
Bob: me too!
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