Shrek

a sexy ogre who will not let you in his swamp... unless 😏

shrek is sexy
fuck fiona, shrek is my bae

by shronkisking August 31, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is the internet king, taking his throne next to Rick Astley and Berry Bee Benson. He is God for a new generation

Shrek is love, shrek is life

by I'm not creative October 15, 2019

Shrek

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me and I ain’t the sharpest tool in the she ed This is copyrighted isn’t it

Everything is Shrek

by INS746 December 30, 2020

Shrek

God

I pray to Shrek every night

by SuccMyZucc April 5, 2019

shrek

the hottest thing on planet earth

i wanna fuck shrek

by bansom June 28, 2022

shrek

when ur mate does a green shit

god dayum it smells of ass some1 has done a shrek

by agamaga July 12, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is our true god and the king of sucking dick. Bow down to him if you value your life.

Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek

Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-

Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!

Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)

Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE

Bruh 1: shrek is drek

Shrek: (snaps)

Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)

by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019