Shloop

The word kevduit uses to describe eating cake

I shlooped that cake up

by Shlooper December 4, 2018

scoop

An insufferable little cunt who believes anything he reads.

Man, this Scoop guy is a fucking retard.

by poopscoop123 December 11, 2018

Front Scoop

Front scooping is the act of wiping your ass from back to front while sitting on the toilet. When front scooping, one reaches down into the front of the toilet and reaches deep towards the back of the bowl to reach their asshole.

Todd spent a lifetime front scooping, and more often then not ended up always have shit on his balls.

by SwaggyZ WV December 27, 2018

Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.

Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me”

by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019

Scoop your soup

To grab a ladle and gather the insides of ones bootyhole or vaginal area to slurp upon

Lay down and maybe a little later I’ll scoop your soup

by YouKnowULykIt March 30, 2019

Scoop and fling

The act of when you scoop and fling poop out of someone’s ass to make room for your fist

I just scoop and fling my grandma to make room for my fist. It’s all in the wrist

by Hellllo there March 31, 2019

Scoop

To direspect someone in a certain type of way.

Continue you like that and i’ll scoop u ain't

by Shauna.T April 2, 2019